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Joke of the Day

"Mother-in-laws Two men are sitting in a pub when one turns to the other and says ""My mother-in-law is a saint,"" To which the other man replies ""You're so fucking lucky! Mine's still alive,"""

"If April Showers bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers bring? Histamines"

"what do you call a Chinese man with 2 black eyes who lamped chow"

"I need to polish up on my flirting skills... Hej kochanie, chcesz niektore pieprzy?"

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money to have a lentil on my chest"

"I own a gossipy parrot... which really says a lot about me."

"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"

"OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left ...... intresting"

"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."