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Joke of the Day

"donald trump's immigration policy If he doesn't use #Mexit when describing his immigration policy it will be a missed opportunity."

"Why did the man go fishing? Just for the halibut."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar So the bartender looks at him and says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" To which the grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""

"What did the DJ say to the jazz musician? Take me to the airport."

"Wife ran into my ex girlfriend today. I asked if she still looked good? Always wondered what the worst thing I could say was. That was it."

"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."

"You're not a mistake. Mistakes can be fixed. You're hopeless."

"I've fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn't break my legs! It's a regular party down here!"

"I was told I look like a nazi soldier... And I said, ""no, this is a Wehrmacht uniform""."

"I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background."