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Joke of the Day

"donald trump's immigration policy If he doesn't use #Mexit when describing his immigration policy it will be a missed opportunity."

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"What did the DJ say to the jazz musician? Take me to the airport."
"Wife ran into my ex girlfriend today. I asked if she still looked good? Always wondered what the worst thing I could say was. That was it."
"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."
"You're not a mistake. Mistakes can be fixed. You're hopeless."
"I've fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn't break my legs! It's a regular party down here!"
"I was told I look like a nazi soldier... And I said, ""no, this is a Wehrmacht uniform""."
"I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background."