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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women, Without a penis."

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Convincing their family to consent to it!"

"I'm in a band called 1023 megabytes... We haven't had a gig yet"

"I told the 8 clowns in a tiny cop car to ""clown arrest me! Take me to clown jail!"" And they did. Bail has been set at 150 banana cream pies."

"Gran's always up for a laugh, so for a bit of a practical joke, I put her walking stick out of her reach .. I just can't believe she fell for it."

"We Found Love in a Swollen Face Chris Brown ft. Rihanna"

"What comes after a farting competition? Farty!"

"Why was the girl in such a bad mood when she got out of jail? She had a period at the end of her sentence."

"You might think the cock and balls are similar. But there's a vas deferens between them."

"What's the coldest type of reptile? Blizzards."