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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women, Without a penis."
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"I would tell a funny science joke... but all the good ones Argon."
"How do you know you're speaking with an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you."
"Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long."
"We can't control the wind, but we have the power to adjust the sails."
"yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common? They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha."
"What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA"
"Hey girl, are you an overdue library book? Cuz I'm gonna stuff you in the back of my car then forget about you"
"Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb."