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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. Not only was I embarrassed it cost me more than $50 in stamps."

"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"

"I went to the Reddit hotel The host wasn't responding."

"Have you heard that new Ethiopian kids rap group? Skin & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony"

"[job interview] How would you improve our business? ""Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."""

"Based on the musicians who thanked him at the Grammys, I gotta say: I'm not crazy for God's taste in music."

"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."

"An introvert looks down at his own shoes. An extrovert looks at other people's shoes."

"There are two types of people in the world, those who sweat when eating spicy food and those whose nose drips when eating spicy food."