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Joke of the Day
"Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse."
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"What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy? Little Seizures."
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"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."
"I tried 12 times to fit this joke in the 140 character limit, and I think I've finally done it. A caterpillar walks into a bar and says, ""Wh"
"My diet plan consists of getting a full body tattoo of some skinny dude."
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."
"I just heard an old man tell this joke on live radio... - Knock, Knock - Who's there? - Little Boy Blew - Little Boy Blue, who? - Jared, from Subway, that's who"
"WIFE: What're you doing in the garage? ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what?"
"Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special."