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Joke of the Day

"Asked my friend when the finals would end. ""Finals never finalize."""

"I explained gluten allergy' to my grandma and she sighed and told me they ate leather belts during WWII to keep from starving"

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade."

"I can't wait till Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill That means I can legally own a black person again."

"Why do jewish men like latinas? Because chicsas are hot!"

"Just dropped my new single it's me i'm single"

"What should you do if you see your TV floating? Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy."

"Who was appointed as a proof reader of Hitler's speeches? A Grammar Nazi"

"My favorite tree died earlier. Now I have mourning wood."

"An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow."