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Joke of the Day

"Be careful when you're watching a movie with your wife. You're gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does."

"Why couldn't the butter quit his gambling addiction? HE WAS ON A ROLL!"

"Everyone uses body wash these days. What happened to good old-fashion soap? Is it too basic?"

"What date is it today? 2nd April. Ha!! April fool!"

"I like my women like i like my coffee... Bitter."

"My kid wanted juice but I gave him water which he promptly turned into whine."

"What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner? Cellfcentered"

"I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait..."

"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."

"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"