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Joke of the Day

"Last night I had a nightmare that Ann Coulter died and came back to haunt me... ...she was a coultergeist"

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?? In case he got a hole in one"

"Best Man speech joke help Hi Everyone, Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man."

"Why do white girls like Apple? Because once go Mac you never go back."

"Waiter: how would you like your steak? Me: rare [later] Waiter: *brings steak with a 1st edition Charizard on it* Me: *tearing up* perfect"

"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White vans"

"Sex is like ping pong. I suck at it."

"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."

"EAT becomes FAT If you don't draw the line."

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."