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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."

"In order to save space, Ricky Gervais & Seth McFarlane are both one guy now. Frankly, it's been a long time coming"

"The best way to get the woman of your dreams is to comment ""gorgeous"" on a minimum of 52 of her selfies."

"After a few bites of sunflower butter I've never been more fully prepared to buy a Prius."

"I'm not saying he is out of shape, but... ... he calls the gym 'James' because he doesn't feel familiar enough for nicknames."

"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."

"I just swallowed a little hair color. I think I'm going to dye."

"I found the cure to obesity, but then I ate it."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba dum tss!"

"Every kid dreads accidentally calling their teacher ""mom"" but from personal experience, doing it in a rap battle is worse"