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Joke of the Day

"Why do white girls like Apple? Because once go Mac you never go back."

"I'm sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots"

"No, you hang up first. Me to Pizza Hut"

"Hi Mrs. Smith ... can Johnny come out and play baseball with us? Oh you mean little boy ... you know Johnny is a quadraplegic ! Yes I know Mrs. Smith. We want to use him for home plate !"

"You have the body of a god... ...too bad its a Buddha"

"Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway? To get to the *other side*"

"I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest... When I confronted him, I asked, ""HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"""

"I don't know if this american election is an actually presidential election or an iq test These damn american's are sure failing the IQ test"

"Have you heard the new hipster joke? No? I just got it on vinyl"

"Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word ""stop."""