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Joke of the Day

"Best Man speech joke help Hi Everyone, Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man."

"I forget... What's that Mexican dish called with rice, chicken, beans, guacamole, cheese and salsa?"

"St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here"

"*Opening presents 1986: Please be a crossbow! Please be a crossbow! 2016: Please be a crossbow! Please be a crossbow!"

"My friend works in a recycling facility... And they showed me around to the can recycling area, and I wasn't to happy about it. It was soda pressing."

"Q: How can you tell if it's a trombone player you're kissing? A: You feel his hand going up your ass!"

"I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission"

"What do you get when two lawyers have sex ? A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings."

"If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They'll thank you later."

"My friend and I are playing a game.. So my friend and I are currently playing a game. The person who is hated the most by the Reddit community loses. Well, to put it simply.. I just lost the game."