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Joke of the Day

"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."

"I just tried to type ""cop car"" but it autocorrected to ""cop cat"" and boom I just came up with the title of a new hit detective show."

"What do we want? Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow"

"The heiress to the L'Oreal cosmetics empire has turn to prostitution to make ends meet, putting a $5 million price tag on her services for a single night. Which is fair enough, because she's worth it."

"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis, tiny little knotziz"

"Scientists say you're more likely to die of what your grandparents died of rather than your parents If anyone sees any German snipers let me know"

"I wish I could put my whole fucking house in the washing machine."

"A cop stopped a guy for speeding... He said, ""I have been waiting all day for someone like you."" And the guy answered, ""That's why I wanted to be here as fast as possible !"""

"What does eighty year old pussy taste like? Depends."