217550
Joke of the Day
"Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall."
Next Joke
"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"
"My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats."
"What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral."
"What do you call a guy who has sex with bums? A hobosexual."
"Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand."
"My neighbors listen to good music If they like it or not"
"""my god, that man is trying to snatch her purse!"" i'll be RIGHT back *ducks into phone booth* *pops head out 5 mins later* is he gone yet"
"Remember, one person can make a difference! Two people can NOT, though. 3-5: yes again! 6: no way, you'll just make it worse! It's weird!"
"I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce."