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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral."

"I tried to make a joke about cults... But the punchline was too long."

"What kind of trucks do pigs drive?..... A pig up truck"

"Did you hear Bruce Jenner was in a car accident? He was unhurt but his tranny was damaged."

"My kid was saying they wanted an Omnitrix that let him change into pokemon So am like...you want to be a ditto?"

"The woman who first decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize."

"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"

"[Interrupts the wedding vows] it's open bar right?"

"Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite Disgusting"

"Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus."