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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who has sex with bums? A hobosexual."
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"Today i meet a man with a glass eye He didn't tell me, it just popped out in the conversation"
"Telemarketer: Are you a homeowner? Me: How big are your lips? Telemarketer: .... Me: Your lips. Are they huge? *click*"
"If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not."
"How do you confuse a palaeontologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."
"If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?"
"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."
"You know it's cold outside... When you see a politician with their hands in their own pockets."
"What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina? The X-Men"
"I don't respect Aquaman, because I can't respect a hero whose arch nemesis is that plastic drink holder that you find on a six pack of cans."