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Joke of the Day

"Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand."

"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? He was 0K."

"TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2."

"Q: What do termites eat for breakfast? A: Oakmeal."

"Remember when you were a kid and the teacher said you can be anything you want to be? Luckily I chose lower middle class and overweight."

"TIL never give up your seat for a lady, That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Q. Why do Americans deep fry so much food? A. They love OIL __ "

"A penis walked into a private club. Thank God he was a member."

"Roma menstruation Q. What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period? A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free."

"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."