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Joke of the Day
"I do most of my lying when I'm trying to get off the phone."
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"Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs."
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"Two snare drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... Ba-dum tchh!"
"My father once told me... .... to go outside and jump on a trampoline... except I didn't hear the 'oline'"
"My dog's pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won't admit he's older now. So I scratch out the ""i"" on each can & tell him it's Mexican food."
"What gets a gold digger off? Goldman Sachs"