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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs."
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"What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in."
"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"
"""we lost your dad during surgery im very sorry"" ha, hes always wandering off ""no he.."" *holds up one finger while on phone* dad ring me back"
"Bloody Fords! How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer? They both have broken kaa's."
"I once had a large gay following. But then I ducked into an alley and lost him."
"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."
"[first date] me: they know me here date: *reading sign on wall* ""No Puppetry""? me (proudly): I'm the reason they have that"
"My ex got run down by a bus today. I thought ""Wow, that could have been me!"" But I can't drive a bus."
"Not much of a ""First Aid"" kit if it doesn't have peanut butter in it."