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Joke of the Day
"What gets a gold digger off? Goldman Sachs"
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"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."
"Sorry I haven't been able to get back to you, I've been pretty busy chasing this cherry tomato around my plate with a fork. Almost. Got. It."
"I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane"
"I know a guy who looks at so much porn on his phone- His apps are stuck together."
"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."
"So I was on r/news the other day... [removed]"
"What's the square root of 69? Eight something."
"Ever since they started calling pole dancers ""artists,"" I've been writing on my resume that my talents include ""moving in artistic circles."""
"Interview tip: maintain eye contact. If they try to look at documents, put your head between them and the documents."