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Joke of the Day
"Two snare drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... Ba-dum tchh!"
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"My pet peeve: ketchup bottle precum"
"[accidentally makes eye contact with someone] Oh my God, I am so sorry. Are you OK?"
"May you never leave your marriage alive."
"What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
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"If I were a mob boss, I'd ask my henchmen to meet me down by the docks, then surprise them with a day of water skiing"
"With today's guilty verdict Aaron Hernandez went from a tight end to a soon to be wide receiver."
"Good Old Fashion Clickbait. If you're reading this than you like it too."
"interviewer: what can u bring to the firm me: [places a tiny cactus on desk & smiles] interviewer: I meant like clients me: [removes cactus]"