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Joke of the Day
"Do you know where the Belgium waffle design comes from? From the German tank tracks."
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"Just went to a really emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers"
"What kind of exercise did Jesus do? Crossfit"
"You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it."
"It's good to meet girl in park. But better to park meat in girl."
"Mickey and Minnie Mouse are going through a divorce. Mickeys lawyer says "" you can't get a divorce because your wife is a little crazy."" To which Mickey replies ""no I said she's Fucking Goofy!"""
"A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt. The man says, ""A beer please, and one for the road!"""
"I like my women how I like my coffee, Without a penis."
"""Stop calling me your roommate. I'm your husband and the father of your children."" -My Roommate"
"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."