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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."
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"You know a girl is right for you when... You know a girl is right for you when she is complimentary."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits!"
"What did the spice say when it was told it wasn't flavourful enough? ""Oh come on, I'm only cumin!"" I was so proud when I came up with this jewel."
"How does the executioner like his coffee? Decap"
"What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise."
"A feminist's view point. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Feminist: The glass is being raped."
"Tried my hand at this whole 'cougar' business but I just don't like the taste of hikers. It's possible I read the wrong Wikipedia page."
"I didn't think Miss Hilton could consume all those painkillers at once, but wow! Paracetomol!"
"A 40 year old man goes to buy a car.... and all he can afford is a base model civic."