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Joke of the Day
"Just went to a really emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers"
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"My next door neighbour just confronted me about her clothes going missing from the washing line .. I nearly shit her pants"
"Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio? And the dashboard, and the windshield..."
"BUZZ ALDRIN: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with E. NEIL ARMSTRONG: Earth? BUZZ: Nope *5 minutes silence* BUZZ: OK, yep."
"Did you hear about the Greek philosopher who overdosed on drugs? He was a *myth*anphetamine user."
"I recently invented a new word to describe a lot of the jokes on the subreddit. Plagiarism."
"TIFU while trying to write a joke Ok so it wasn't today, it was 10 years ago."
"Why did Hitler blows his brains out?... Because he saw his gas bill. Also this joke isn't funny, one of my family members died in a concentration camp. He went to take a piss and fell out of a tower."
"Customer asked where I lived so I thought the most accurate response was ""the internet."""
"If they put a woman on the $10 bill... Wouldn't it be $7.70?"