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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt. The man says, ""A beer please, and one for the road!"""

"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"

"My boss told me not to bring my lunch to work in a brown paper bag. I told him that I'll drink my lunch how I want."

"A man can survive up to two weeks without water, around forty days without food, and about one hour without touching his junk."

"What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree? bored. ha^ha"

"What is a Cambodian's favorite meal? Pol Pot."

"What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian? The cauc."

"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."

"Because you know I'm all about that data, bout that data. No trouble. I'm all about that data, bout that data. No trouble."

"Best asian joke Im writing a speech for best friend's 21st He is Asian Points for immaturity and vulgarity Must be short HELP ME R/JOKES!! Thanks!!"