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Joke of the Day
"""Stop calling me your roommate. I'm your husband and the father of your children."" -My Roommate"
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"What did the otter say to his girlfriend? ""You are my significant otter."""
"My ex is having a really hard time moving on From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond... By the end you wish you had a club and a spade."
"Why did the serial killer become a chef? Because you can't make an omelette without killing a few chicks."
"Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status #rakshabandhansms #rakshabandhanquotes #funnyjokes Thnks bro for ur warmth affectn & ur undrstndng, May our bond of luv remains forevr....."
"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE..!!!"
"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""
"Everybody was Feng Shui fighting, those cats improved my ambient lighting."
"Back in my day, Nintendo Wii meant you peed your pants because you wouldn't move for hours playing Super Mario Bros."