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Joke of the Day
"I walk around with mentos in my ears so everyone thinks I have an iphone 7."
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"Many people think the Romans invented Vaseline That was ancient grease"
"Found my son and his GF naked in his room, Sex-ED is so advanced. Now, they also give homework!"
"The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite."
"My cat rolled on my weed tray and now half my weed is stuck in her fur......Do I smoke my cat?"
"A horse walks into a bar... ...the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""I have AIDS."""
"What did the Nazi say to the clock that only went: ""tick ____ tick ____ tick ____"" ? ""Ve have Vays of making you tock!"""
"Why does the homeless man only drink coffee? He had no proper tea.."
"i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway"
"Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless"