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"Why does the homeless man only drink coffee? He had no proper tea.."
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"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny No one knows what it's like to not walk a mile in their shoes."
"You can borrow any movie you want from Ricky Astly except one He's never gonna give you UP."
"First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air."
"What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around."
"My boyfriend stole my banana... My boyfriend stole my banana so I called him out on it. He said, ""Oh I'm sorry. I can get you another banana that's just as yellow."""
"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."
"What's Eric Garner's favorite song? Breathe Again- Toni Braxton"
"I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons."