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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar... ...the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""I have AIDS."""

"If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? No. The universe uses lossy compression."

"I have a new alter ego named Princess of Optimism. You may call me Poo."

"I like my coffee like my women.. Ice cold and overly expensive."

"Sorry, my dog ate your text message."

"An invisible man married an invisible woman... Their kids were nothing to look at either."

"Congratulations on passing your test! You are HIV-positive"

"How Many Friendzoned Guys Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise? He says ""Cerebro"""

"A knock on the door... Hello, my name is Forbertus. I m here to fuck your daughter. Dad: For what????!!!!! Forbertus"