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Joke of the Day

"The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite."

"However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal."

"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."

"What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July? A m80."

"So I went to a zoo the other day.... But all they had was a dog It was a shih tzu"

"Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH!"

"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"

"Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild? A $100 bill."