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Joke of the Day
"Found my son and his GF naked in his room, Sex-ED is so advanced. Now, they also give homework!"
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"If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin."
"I'd tell you a joke about my dick... But it's way too long."
"A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills."
"Quitting tobacco is not that hard I do it several times a year"
"What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp? A communion wafer"
"So the jerk store called and they're running out of HB2!"
"Knock knock, Who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? ...? Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!"
"you think YOU'RE tired. I'm even MORE tired for the reasons I'm about to list. This is a competition for some reason."
"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."