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Joke of the Day
"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"
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"Did you know diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your genes."
"Hulk Hogan: I struggled to overcome manic-depression. Me [as his therapist]: So you could say you had to wrestle mania? *gets leg dropped*"
"""Whatever you do in bed, Sealy supports it"". Clearly whoever came up with that ad doesn't watch CSI."
"If a buzzing insect saw the alphabet, would... a bee see?"
"no homo but imagine sleeping with a grizzly bear and being the little spoon..shit would be 100x better than a snuggie"
"2 Chefs decide to make a Mexican themed dinner for their Anniversary... Chef 1 turns to Chef 2 and utters, ""you and I will make passionate shit together"""
"It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance... but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible."
"2 drunk guys were walking on the train tracks ""hey john, this stairs are reallly long"" ""don't worry, here comes the elevator"""
"What did the man say to the fly? ""Hey.. you're looking fly"""