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Joke of the Day

"The Bra Joke A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman says ""I can't serve you, you're off your tits"""

"why are black people so good at basketball because they can shoot steal and run!"

"What programming language was used to create piratebay? R."

"I don't believe in ghosts. They're always lying to me."

"Why do pirates love Playboy Magazine? You'd think it's for the booty, but they really read it for the arrrticles."

"I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!"

"Sometimes I pretend my hoodie sleeves are elephant trunks. My vote counts just as much as yours"

"What type of candy bar does Snake eat? Snake-kers (Snickers)"

"Note: When you cut jeans into shorts, remember to wear the top half, not the bottom half. lol. these denim calf warmers tickle my legs."

"You'll catch more flies with honey than you will with vinegar. Also a rotting corpse will work. Or poop. Lots of ways to attract flies."