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Joke of the Day

"Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !"

"One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old."

"My wife and I couldn't decide on which psychic to go and see... But we were able to come to a happy medium"

"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because he found it soda pressing."

"Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old"

"Yo mama so fat... She had a heart attack. Is everything okay, bud?"

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending I'll see myself out"

"Where do sick boats go to? The dock."

"...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool."