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"Your secret is safeish with me"
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"How does a cow quickly do math? With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)"
"got bored and went to Home Depot wearing an orange apron to see how good i am at making up answers to peoples home repair questions"
"What's the difference between fat and cholesterol you don't wake up with a cholesterol"
"Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."
"A termite walks into a bar He says, ""is the bar tender here?"""
"Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with ""solo"" above it."
"While seen my x-ray, my doctor said.... You know, when I was a child my dad use to tell me ""A picture is worth a thousand words"" But this one just say ""You're screwed"""
"What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping? Goodwill Hunting."