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Joke of the Day
"What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping? Goodwill Hunting."
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"I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient watching x-men right now"
"I would tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"
"if you run over a bicyclist with an acoustic guitar on his back the cops will pull you over and give you a briefcase with money in it"
"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"
"Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is ""Jurassic Park"""
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"Police nearly apprehended a drug dealer selling cocaine in a tobacco store. They were close, but no cigar."
"A man is throwing out a vacuum cleaner... Another man, walking by, asks, ""Is that thing no good?"" ""Well,"" says the first man, ""it doesn't suck."""