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Joke of the Day
"How does a cow quickly do math? With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)"
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"Divorce court is like regular court except the judge sentences you to freedom."
"My daughter is such a happy little person she giggles in her sleep, which makes me worry that somehow she's not my biological offspring"
"What do you call a dog with no tongue? Dirty bollocks"
"Did you hear about the word that's changed in the dictionary? It means to make or become different."
"Damn girl are you sitting on a F5 key? Cos' that ass is refreshing"
"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"
"Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun But there's no point."
"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"
"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."