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Joke of the Day

"Why do women have trouble parking? Because men tell them that 6"" is more than it actually is."

"I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet."

"Don't get cute with the live version of your song. We like the one on the album."

"Why don't pediatricians like to wait? Because they have little patients."

"alcoholic alzheimer's anonymous. No one knows who they are, or what they're drinking."

"Epic Tragedy Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."

"What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash? At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week."

"HANDJOBS are a touchy subject."

"One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work."