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Joke of the Day

"alcoholic alzheimer's anonymous. No one knows who they are, or what they're drinking."

"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door"

"The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish."

"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"On the fifth day to election, the public gave to me... Five Gallup polls Four awful choices Three Trump Steaks Two more WikiLeaks And a cache of Clinton emails!"

"Guys remember: if you encounter a girl in her natural habitat, don't panic. She's just as scared as you. Make loud noises, she will run off."

"Why is it called Black Friday? Because the deals are such..A nigger"

"Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds."

"Knock knock ..."

"So the trick to getting my Dog to swallow Semen.. ..is coming on a treat."