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Joke of the Day
"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."
Next Joke
"Did you all hear about the Cold Air Balloon? It didn't really take off"
"whenever i get frustrated with the world i remember that some birds can talk and then i get so amped"
"I don't have any white friends, so I guess you could call me... crackalackin"
"how many black people does it take to change a light bulb? WRONG! black people don't work you idiot"
"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"What's a pirate's favourite amino acid? Arrrginine"
"Do you love multiple trees? ...No. I'm mahogamous."
"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"
"Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?"