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Joke of the Day

"When I have a daughter I'm naming her Leroy. No guy will ever say ""Yo bro I hooked up with Leroy last night"" how would that sound?"

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare."

"We are so fortunate not to live in China,,, they have to hide their posts in cookies."

"I like playing with my dog when I'm high. Because I don't have one when I'm sober."

"I was on the elevator with a maid and I BLASTED a fart. Moments like that make life worth living."

"what do you call it when Batman skips church? a Christian Bale"

"What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? Beef jerky"

"What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle? Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA."

"""A Bunch of Stuff I Remembered and Then Compiled into a Narratively Cohesive Yet Inconsistently Compelling Tome: A Memoir"""