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Joke of the Day
"Don't get cute with the live version of your song. We like the one on the album."
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"So how long do I have to microwave this spider before I let it bite me?"
"Yo momma so stupid She went into a round room and tried to take a shit in the corner."
"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."
"What do you call a porno with conjoined twins? 2 girls 1 muff"
"What's small, black and full of cobwebs? An ethiopian's asshole."
"If you don't know what a prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."
"As a Florida resident... at least I'll have medical marijuana to treat the fucking cancer this election has given me. I won't even need a lighter, seeing as the country is already on fire."