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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash? At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week."

"Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blond, too."

"If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears"

"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."

"How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."

"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."

"What do you call weaponized sushi? A combat roll"

"[Rorschach test] Patient: Leprechauns in cheetah print unitards kickflipping over flaming tree stumps Dr: I think we can skip the others"

"Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?"