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Joke of the Day

"I just got a 69 on a test.. And the teacher put ""see me after class"" on it... I think I like where this is going ;)"

"You'd think strip poker would be more fun but Grandpa is horrible at cards."

"Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist."

"William Shatner? I didn't even know he knew her."

"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."

"If the first piece of advice from any life coach isn't ""avoid bears"" you're being scammed."

"Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion? Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains"

"I can't believe they legalized gay marriage. What's Next women's rights?"

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"