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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."
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"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"
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"I am eternally grateful to whoever donated organs for my surgery... I'll always hold a little piece of them close to my heart."
"Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1)Polar bears 2)Penguins . And. . . . 3)Females wear!ng sleeveless & backless in winter parties."
"Girl: My doctor says I can't have sex for two weeks...:-( Boy: What did your dentist say?"
"How can you tell if a hippy came to your house? He's still there."
"How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman? No, wait."
"What do making love in a canoe and Budweiser have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"What do you call a gay town in New Mexico? Albuqueerque."