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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."
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"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""
"Whenever it gets super cold outside, my penis exchanges its erection with my nipples."
"How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!"
"Did you hear about the eskimo couple? One cold night, she broke it off!"
"Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"Kanye West becomes the President And Kim Kardashian becomes the First Lady"
"Facebook: Hate people you've met. Twitter: Love people you haven't."
"I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro All of the servers were busy"
"A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with ""I got the live bees you sent, they'll do nicely"""