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Joke of the Day
"William Shatner? I didn't even know he knew her."
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"what did the proud cheerleader say after she screwed the whole. basketball team? I never knew I had it in me."
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"What do you call a cat in heat? Prr-miscuous"
"What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing? KKK Slider"
"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? PILGRIMS."
"She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes."
"To the guy that found my empty wallet... I don't know how to repay you."
"(Interview) Says here on your resume that you're unpredictable. (I take a squirrel out of my pants dressed as Batman) ""That's a rumor""."
"How do you make a little boy cry twice? (NSFW) You wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear"