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Joke of the Day
"If the first piece of advice from any life coach isn't ""avoid bears"" you're being scammed."
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"waldo at the gym can't none of y'all spot me"
"Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: ""DO YOU COPY? IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"""
"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an Oscar? He was out standing in his field."
"To all those telling me this account is a sin - Don't worry about it, I plan on forgiving myself later"
"I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?"
"[snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a ""snow blower"" and was wondering where I might find one."
"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"
"Sometimes I like to sit on the floor, bring my knees up to my chest and then lean forward. But that's just how I roll."