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Joke of the Day
"You'd think strip poker would be more fun but Grandpa is horrible at cards."
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"When a couple argues the guy will say what's on his mind, the girl will say what's on her mind & 99 other things that should've been on his."
"If you ever meet a girl named stone... Don't take her for granite"
"Don't tell a Klepto this... ...they take everything literally."
"Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"
"How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him? It was an emergent sea."
"Use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence My brothers girlfriends boobs are so big when she wears a ten button shirt she can only fascinate."
"""I made $200.05 giving BJ's to people yesterday."" ""Who gave you a nickel?"" ""Everyone did."""
"What joke has sebadoh for a punch line? A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery."