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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe they legalized gay marriage. What's Next women's rights?"
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"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark"
"My friends David reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor... ..he gave it a star."
"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"
"Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool. *Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.* Elephant: Bollox! I forgot my swim trunks! Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare."
"So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a sex video? It must be a prequel spin off."
"Don't trust people that are constipated They're full of shit"
"Don't ever ask me about the time my anus prolapsed. Its a long ass story."
"The female stink badger has 12 potent smelling nipples.. dozen tit make scents"