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Joke of the Day

"There are so many internet scams right now Send me $19.99 and I will tell you how to avoid them all"

"Do you know why God made Adam and Eve white? Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?"

"Vampires aren't on FB because they can't take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror."

"Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else."

"A great pun... is its own reword."

"Flirtation tip: glue a dead wasp to your hand before the date, then snatch at the air beside her head and show her the wasp. Say ""close one"""

"Why did did the convicts escape? Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2."

"Armadillos are quite expensive. They usually cost an arm and a leg."

"This sub is so inactive There hasn't been a post all year!"

"Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!"