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Joke of the Day

"Why did did the convicts escape? Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2."

"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."

"Directions to take a 1000 mile journey Step 1"

"My sister got upset that I washed our puppy with my own, human shampoo. I reassured her it had already been tested on dogs."

"What do you call a starting indie dev? No Game No Life"

"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."

"I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land"

"LPT: If your phone gets wet, leave it in some rice to fix it. The rice will attract Asians who come and fix your phone. You're welcome."

"OC that I came up with whilst daydreaming: Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom? ... because Mao is more of a chair man!"

"What do you call a pile of blessed black waist sashes? A Benedictine Cumberbatch."